Heaven or Hell

Heaven or Hell

Heaven or Hell

In 2050 A.D. Bill Gates died in a car accident. He
 >>found
 >>himself in Purgatory being sized up by God.
 >>
 >>"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure
 >>whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you
 >>enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in
 >>the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do   
 >>something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide
 >>where you want to go!"
 >>
 >>  Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
 >>between the two?"
 >>
 >>  God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly
 >>if it will help you make a decision."
 >>
 >>  "Fine, but where should I go first?"
 >>
 >>  God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
 >>
 >>  Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
 >>
 >>  So Bill went to Hell. He saw a beautiful, clean,
 >>sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women
 >>running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. 
 >>The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very 
 >>pleased. "This is great!" he told God. 
 >>"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
 >>
 >>  "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high
 >>place in the
 >>clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.
 >>It was nice but not as
 >>enticing as Hell.
 >>
 >>  Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
 >>decision.
 >>"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell," he told God.
 >>
 >>  "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates
 >>went to Hell.
 >>
 >>  Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
 >>billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God
 >>arrived in Hell,
 >>he
 >>found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the
 >>hot flames in a
 >>dark
 >>cave. He was being
 >>burned and tortured by demons.
 >>
 >>  "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
 >>
 >>  Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
 >>disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. 
 >>I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the
 >>beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water, 
 >>and everything else wonderful that I saw?"
 >>
 >>  God smiled and said, "That was the screen saver."
 >>


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